Indie Pop Devotee Gifts

"We got marked down because three respondents wanted more Indy pop in the waiting room background music."

George Michael

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Michael Jackson.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Jarvis Cocker

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

The last song before the party exploded.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Ringo Starr

Listening to Coldplay.

Nick Cave

Elton John

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Justin Timberlake

Peter Gabriel

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

ABBA

Paul McCartney

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

Falling Rock

Rolling Stones

At the CD shop.

Elvis fans

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."