Indie Pop Devotee Gifts

"We got marked down because three respondents wanted more Indy pop in the waiting room background music."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

The last song before the party exploded.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

Rolling Stones

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

At the CD shop.

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."