Indie Music Champion Gifts

Rock On

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Others will fight for you

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Jarvis Cocker

'Who gets the decaf?'

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

"I love your optimism."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Nick Cave

Graph

Listening to Coldplay.

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'

"Frankly, Harold, you're beginning to bore everyone with your statistics."

Happy graph.

Likes Charts Likes Pie

'Last month's sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.'

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

'So, you see, Dad, if we compare our overall school performance, I'm actually doing better than you did at my age.'

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

"Imagine if we knew what the hell we were doing!"

"It's an 80's indie band, fronted by Robert Smith."

Morrissey