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"I'm not lost. I moved on to better things."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

The Mainstream

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Duplass Brothers

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'Watch yourself.'

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Home Business - Starting Out.

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

Self-walking dog

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

An independent vendor at the Royal BC Museum, Fred made very little money.

"You know you have a weak heart, mom. Sit down on your favorite rocking chair and just it easy."

Movies made for under eight million dollars.

"Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance."