Independent Pets Pillows

"I'm not lost. I moved on to better things."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

The Mainstream

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Duplass Brothers

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'Watch yourself.'

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Home Business - Starting Out.

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

Self-walking dog

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

An independent vendor at the Royal BC Museum, Fred made very little money.

Movies made for under eight million dollars.

"Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance."

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."