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Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Career Choices

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Rogue elephant

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

The Choice is Obvious

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

Self-employed.

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."