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"Who are you going to listen to? Me, or the boss from hell?"

'Just for the helluva of it, last week I voted my conscience.'

'Burgwind, do you want to be part of the problem or part of the cover up?'

"I'll invest, but you must promise none of my money will go towards that Robert Mugabe."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Slavery Reparations

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."