Independence Day Devotee T-Shirts

Legalizing Big Fireworks.

Independence Day

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

UNFADED GLORY

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Scars and Bars

The Idea of America.

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Signing the declaration of independence.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Bring flag factories back to America.

'Look...a fresh one!'

The Hug