Independence Celebrators T-Shirts

Footing The Bill

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

UNFADED GLORY

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

The Idea of America.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

Signing the declaration of independence.

Scars and Bars

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

The Hug

'Look...a fresh one!'

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Bring flag factories back to America.