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"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

House of Waffling

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

European Parliament.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

'You've been studying the menu since early morning, surely you must be ready to order!'

"I'll give ya another minute..."

'I can't decide whether to get the book, DVD, audiobook or e-book.'

"If only life had an 'Add To Cart.' We could avoid making any decisions indefinitely."

Indecisiveness Clinic: 'The hard part is getting people to sign up in the first place.'

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"