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"I'm just living from bonus to bonus."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Kritik's Korner

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

More Unequal Than Others

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"We added it just for the millenials."

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

Low standard of living

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"Is this it? Are we going to spend the rest of our lives flailing around in the growing gap between rich and poor?"

Backpacker

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Income inequality...! You wanna talk about income inequality...?!'

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

'It looks like your pension gap is finally catching up with us!'

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

'Big issue mate?' - smart suited Big Issue salesman.

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

"You have nothing to complain about....your side is growing too!"

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."