Income Gap Analyzer T-Shirts

'Income inequality...! You wanna talk about income inequality...?!'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Kritik's Korner

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

More Unequal Than Others

"We added it just for the millenials."

Stephen King's latest horror novel: 'Healthcare reform debate'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

Consortia set to take over

Low standard of living

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

The Pie Chart of Mystery

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'It looks like your pension gap is finally catching up with us!'

"I might not know much about art... but I know what I like."

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

"You have nothing to complain about....your side is growing too!"

Executive pay.

"You're a veteran, right grandpa? Maybe you can help me with my school report...what was General George Washington really like?"

The Crummiest Generation

Name That Salary

"Do you realise 25% of your salary goes to the government?"