Income Gap Analyzer Pillows

'Income inequality...! You wanna talk about income inequality...?!'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"We added it just for the millenials."

Stephen King's latest horror novel: 'Healthcare reform debate'

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

Low standard of living

Consortia set to take over

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

The Pie Chart of Mystery

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'It looks like your pension gap is finally catching up with us!'

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

"I might not know much about art... but I know what I like."

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

"You have nothing to complain about....your side is growing too!"

"Do you realise 25% of your salary goes to the government?"

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

Wealth Inequality

Executive pay.

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

"You're a veteran, right grandpa? Maybe you can help me with my school report...what was General George Washington really like?"