Inattentive Funny Bone Pillows

'George...George! Have you seen the fly-spray anywhere?'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Fetch the Boomerang

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Eucharist

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Movers and shakers.

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

"We learned in Sunday School about how Cain whacked Abel."

tax

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'