Digital Funny Bone Pillows

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Snowprov

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fish in Water Cooler.

Movers and shakers.

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

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'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"Get names!"

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

We have boorish stocks for boorish times.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

Hang Time Fido