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Mother's Day In The Future

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Three Parent Baby

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Pregnancy Test

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Fertility Center.

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

Science and mothers day

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"