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'We're not sure whose parents we want to live with.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"I am not asking for directions."

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Better times ahead.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

This is forever... till death do us part...

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"You are here"

Set sail