In-jokes Mugs

The Illuminati of the Subway

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Intelligent people laugh too!

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Snowprov

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

The Rooster Comedian.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Backfire

'He likes to power nap.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."