The Illuminati of the Subway
In-joke Lover Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug that celebrates their love for in-jokes. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs bring humor and camaraderie to every sip, making each morning a little brighter.
'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Occu-Pie Mars
'That's our mission statement.'
'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'
UK/US Free Trade Deal
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"
"I believe we've found the weakest link."
"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."
Smart Ass - Wise Ass
'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'
Trump pardons
'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'
Do Not Resuscitate
"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"
Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"
'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'
Oligarchy
'Your shoe's untied.'
"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."
"Away with the warmonger!"
'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
This Message Has No Content
'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'
"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."
National Everything Awareness Day
"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."
'You can just forget about the cake.'
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