Ironic Jokers Mugs

'Always remember son, if at first you don't succeed, blame someone else'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Artist Painting his Television.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Watch for Men Being Supid

How to avoid a heart attack.

"I took your advice."

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'

'I've never felt so alive...'

'No cup holder?'

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Seagull humour.

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

Have a CRAPPY New Year!

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

Transporting helium balloons in mid air.