Improvements Pillows

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Looks like we found the issue."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Digital Fomo!

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Hourglass Dumptruck

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

Drug vending machines at hospital.

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Three Parent Baby

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'