Improvements Prints

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Looks like we found the issue."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Digital Fomo!

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Hourglass Dumptruck

Swiss Army Phone

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Drug vending machines at hospital.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Three Parent Baby

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

"I'm super excited about this fabulous opportunity to improve!"