Improv Comedy Seeker T-Shirts

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Noah's ark, many lions

Zoo animals.

"Am I sensing fear?"

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Just a little seasoning...

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Fishing.