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Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Lockdown casserole

"Am I sensing fear?"

Mensa Does Improv

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Cooking With Pollock.

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

Eating raw cake mix.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Spiderman at the Improv

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

Improv Night

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

'Now a lot of people throw the wax away, but if you can get yourself a can of Cheez Whiz, you can have fancy treats all night long!'

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."