Impromptu Commander Mugs

Famous Last Words: 'Ready!...Fire!...Aim!...

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Am I sensing fear?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

How the goat got square eyes.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"Cool game!"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"Pulled chicken? You don't want to know."

"I'm married to a control freak!"

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

What is the first thing you do straight after England has just won the World Cup?

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

'My previous school only had a single-decker walking bus.'

The gaming world.

"Sounds like a real game changer."

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

"God, I'll be glad when his genius grant runs out"