Impressionist Of Sophistication Pillows

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Vincent Van Goat.

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"It's obviously an original."

Edgar Degas

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Van Gogh.

'It sold for how much!'

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

Monet At Open Mic Night

"He does impressions too!"

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Lionel will be watching the new Administration very closely."