Impressionist Of Sophistication Pillows

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

Vincent Van Goat.

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"It's obviously an original."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Edgar Degas

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"He does impressions too!"

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Monet At Open Mic Night

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

Van Gogh.

'It sold for how much!'

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I'm Monet. Who the hell is Manet?"

"I prefer the sunset's earlier, impressionist work."