Impressionist Extraordinaire Pillows

"Can you do any other impressions, apart from; John, your milkman?"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Vincent Van Goat.

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"It's obviously an original."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Edgar Degas

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"He does impressions too!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Monet At Open Mic Night

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

Van Gogh.

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"Now you can send it."

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."