Impressionist At Heart Pillows

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Vincent Van Goat.

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"It's obviously an original."

Edgar Degas

Monet At Open Mic Night

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"Oh, so the big famous painter doesn't have time to visit his mother and paint her portrait, is that it?"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"He does impressions too!"

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

'It sold for how much!'

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

Van Gogh.

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."