Impressionist In Agony Pillows

"I know what I want to convey...but I can never seem to express it on canvas!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Vincent Van Goat.

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

"It's obviously an original."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Edgar Degas

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."

"He does impressions too!"

Monet At Open Mic Night

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

Van Gogh.

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

'It sold for how much!'

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.