Impressionist Lover Pillows

Monet At Open Mic Night

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Vincent Van Goat.

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"It's obviously an original."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Edgar Degas

Courtney Love

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Van Gogh.

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

'It sold for how much!'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"He does impressions too!"

Edouard Manet

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.