Impossible Creation Admirer Pillows

Ship in a Bottle Rescue

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Magic Tricks

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"What a way to go."

God Creating the Universe...

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Paul Daniels.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Your angel is always with you

Bagging the Chipmunk

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

Champion.