Cosmic Creator Admirer Pillows

'Aaah, this one turned out perfect!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Alien David statue

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"It could never work between us."

Astronaut

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Moon and Star

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

God Creating the Universe...

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Astronaut Selfie.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

God playing with dolls.

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."