Hybrid Creation Admirer Pillows

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Claus 2.0

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Moby Dick

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Fish Aeroplane

Robot about to eat a battery

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

Next World Tours

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

'Hello - goodbye.'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

"Well, I admire your resilience."

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

Man's evolution to the Pub.

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

The first marsupial.