Impossible Bottle Creator Pillows

'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'

A Good Batch.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Ginspiration!

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

Submarine

"Over there - an island!"

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Cargo Ship Backlog

"Made with pride in our basement."

"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

"I wasn't texting. I was building this ship in a bottle."

"Are you ordering two more bottles or just slipping into your 'great icons of drinking' mode?"

"Now whose arms are tiny and useless?"

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

Wine Cosy

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."

Scientist

"Aren't you jumping ahead of yourself, dear?"

Plugged progress

"Great kids. Never forget a holiday."

'This is my husband,I want you to stop selling him stuff....'

Dear John, I'm here.

"Of course name brand is worth it. They come in these beautiful designer bottles."

Ship in a Bottle Rescue