Import Intrigue Detectives Pillows

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Customer Convention

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

The Bargain Brand

Black Friday

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

"This is not good at all!"

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

"Whither NATO?"

Fingerprint Show

"How much is the sign?"

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.