
Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.
Decorate their space with captivating detective-inspired prints. A clever way to celebrate their love for mysteries and add personality to any room.
Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
That's supposed to say garage sale!
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
Sale.
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."
We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.
Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.
Customer Convention
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).
'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'
'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'
"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."
"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."
Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop
"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."
'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'
The Bargain Brand
Black Friday
Boomerang Sale! - No Returns
"This is not good at all!"
"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"
"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."
'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'
"Whither NATO?"
Fingerprint Show
"How much is the sign?"
'I hope you kept the receipt.'
Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.
'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'
Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.
Explore our detective-themed mugs for a mystery-loving friend. Perfect for coffee or tea with a touch of intrigue in every sip.
Add a detective twist to their home decor with our intriguing pillows—comfort and curiosity combined.
Find fun detective-inspired t-shirts that speak to their love of mystery and humor. Great for casual days or mystery nights.