Import Car Fan Mugs

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

Cylinder Head

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Finishing Line

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

Red car

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

Maybe I should get a convertible.

Small car - big man.

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'

'That charge is for amy accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'