Impersonation Aficionados Pillows

Really? Your friend is an Elvis impersonator. Yes, but just the overeating part.

'Oh, it's different alright...but I'm not sure how much demand there'll be for a Noam Chomsky impersonator.'

So you're a mocking bird...

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Trump Mask

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Harriet Walter

Procrastinators Incorporated

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"Abra-Viagra."

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

Geekasaurus.

"Returns"

"I hate when this happens."

Santa Enjoys Venison.

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

Ethics committee - 'All right - who stole my gavel?'

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

Schlock Holmes

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

Ronni Ancona.

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

The AdRams Family no.8 - Boy sent out of his room for punishment

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

Stunning politeness.