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Seagiraffes

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Pet a Puppy

Dog Dressed to Eat

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I want you to bring me one.'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Cat with Crown.

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Persian

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"It's for the damn parrot"

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"Oh, this is so cute... Fluffy likes you!"

'Well, to me they're not scarce.'

"Well at least you can't say I never give you anything."

'Alsatian? Silly me,I thought you said AUSTRALIAN!'