Imperial Adventurer Prints

Death of General Gordon

At the Museum

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Football

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Scuba cow"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

You had me at vintage.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Now you can send it."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Batman O' War

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...