Imperial Adventurer Prints

Death of General Gordon

At the Museum

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Football

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Scuba cow"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Now you can send it."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

You had me at vintage.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Waiting for a turn to swim.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Remote controlled car on a boat.