Impeachment Follower Pillows

"You're fired."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Palin 2012

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

The Democratic Case for Impeaching Trump

John McCain

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"I Win!!!"

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

We were THIS close to finding out what a senate seat goes for...

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"...And forgive the congregation member who left their cell phone on and it rang during the sermon!"

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

Man getting into his space suit the wrong way up

8 years of GOP economics.

"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"

"It's going to be a tough four years."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'