Impeachment Inquiry Follower Pillows

"You have reached the white house Ukraine hotline. . . for dirt on Hunter Biden press one. . . for dirt on Joe Biden press two. . . For dirt on Burisma press three. . ."

Trial by Media

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

The Democratic Case for Impeaching Trump

Putin Holds The World Hostage

Why is there a problem with the EU's independence?

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

Trump Tower

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

We were THIS close to finding out what a senate seat goes for...

Man getting into his space suit the wrong way up

The Honorable Mr. Kim meets the disgraceful Mr. Trump.

'If it gets out that we missed Mars by 150 million miles, we're in deep doo-doo! Would you mind wearing these costumes for a brief video?'

"Clean them out!"

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

Mueller Probe Plus One Year

James Corden banned from restaurant for abusive behaviour.]

"You're fired."

"This is why you read the instructions."

"I'm watching the presidential debate."

"Putin! Putin! Putin. . . Hey, Marv, any news on what that lunatic Putin is up to?"

"Is there someone else?"

Bolton versus Trump

Huge (im)Peach

The Trump defense

Four days later, it occurred to Geoff that he may have been taking the 'lather, rinse, repeat' instructions too literally.

Sarah Sanders

100 Hours.

''Twenty years'? -- I didn't know it was THAT illegal!'