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'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."

'Then that's one steak well done and fries, and one anything as long as it's fast.'

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

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'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

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"He won't wait for me to open the can."

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"

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"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

That book is out of stock, but if you'd like to order a copy, I can have it here in 8-10 months. Staff

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'Sorry to keep you waiting.'

'Click.'- 'Faster, damn you!!!'

'Come on Fernando, can't you wait til after the race?'

"Just look at him - he won't get there any faster!"

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."

"At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK."

'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

Slow. Every @#$% summer.