Impatient Reader Prints

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

'Then that's one steak well done and fries, and one anything as long as it's fast.'

"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?"

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

"Have you got the abridged version?"

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

"If we're going to continue ignoring each other, we'll need a lot more reading material."

'Sorry to keep you waiting.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'Click.'- 'Faster, damn you!!!'

'Come on Fernando, can't you wait til after the race?'

"Wait till to meet him, Mom! He reads books, has a checking account, and can even write script!"

"Just look at him - he won't get there any faster!"

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."

'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'

'Sir, do you want an appointment? No thanks, I've come to finish the story I started yesterday.'