Impatience Inducers T-Shirts

Tempers fray after a little delay at Little Dabney halt

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

Snail crossing

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

"Get rich slow"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Time-Off Coupons

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'Are we there yet?'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

'All you're ever interested in are get-rich-quick schemes. What's your hurry?'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

No Presents Until Christmas Day

The Artist 10k. Finish

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

Watch this space.

'Sorry, he's away and won't be back for a week.'

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

Two horizons, no waiting...

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

"If this is going to take long, is there some place I can charge my phone?"

Human Cull: People who spend 10 minutes in line for food and only read the menu to make up their mind when they get to the front.

Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.