Impact Enthusiast Gifts

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

'Social work is such a worthwhile, fulfilling career that I've decided to give up my fabulous income as an investment banker to become one!'

"Just be yourself."

The Fast Lane.

Theatre Crowd

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'Bring me some more power.'

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'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

100k Desert Crawl

The hall of bad ideas.

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

"I can't fire him. He has corporate sponsors!"

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

Trapeze Artists

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

'Very funny!'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Crossing the thin line into show business

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Man chooses head from cupboard.