Immigration Policy Geeks Pillows

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Schengen

"Good boy."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"Tariffs"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Obama visits Mexico

From Street Walker to Call Girl

Tree of Public Opinion.

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

Massive ICE raids announced

Build the Wall Back Better

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.

'In response to nasty jokes about his intelligence, the president promised to increase funding for think tanks.'

'Just a minute!'

Angela Merkel

Disaster tourism

Trump finds Jesus, has him deported.

Distrust of the Trust Act

Europe

"The sky is falling!"

Illegal alien crossing

Democrats and Republicans think about how to spend the state's surplus...

'You saw 'Weapons of Mass Destruction Iraq' now see the Sequel. . . Iran.'

Hypocricy of advocates of the 'Chinese Wall' around the US

"Those undocumented immigrants think they can just march in here!"

"By the sounds of it, there's illegal aliens everywhere."

Full Up? More Like Full Of It

Institute of Applied Fruit Picking

'Right, Rushkins! Start drawing up plans for a Horse Road Tax'.