Immigration Policy Debaters Pillows

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

Trump to Build Wall

New Immigration Policy of the United States

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

USA Express Deportation

No Tread on Me

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

"This is all Obama's fault! If he hadn't invented the Affordable Care Act, we wouldn't be in this mess..!"

Arizona Nightmares

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder..they'll bugger it up and sell them off cheap.'

'I've always wanted to ask him if he's an 'illegal,' but I don't want to get caught up in the whole racial profiling thing.'

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

By 2050, one in five Americans will have been born outside the US!

'You know, you've been on the throne for thirty-seven years, and you're still fuzzy on the issues.'

'Hi. We're economic refugees ? take us to your welfare department.'

Fortress America

"Now then, were you driven out of Ireland by religious, political or economic pressures?"

"Those undocumented immigrants think they can just march in here!"

"Got to make America great again."

'I was replaced at work by some guy who smuggled himself in on a banana boat,'

Institute of Applied Fruit Picking

"I don't know about Stop and Frisk, but I'm all for Stop and Sniff."