Immigration Policy Debaters Pillows

Distrust of the Trust Act

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

New Immigration Policy of the United States

Trump to Build Wall

iDeasy

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

USA Express Deportation

No Tread on Me

Arizona Nightmares

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder..they'll bugger it up and sell them off cheap.'

"This is all Obama's fault! If he hadn't invented the Affordable Care Act, we wouldn't be in this mess..!"

'I've always wanted to ask him if he's an 'illegal,' but I don't want to get caught up in the whole racial profiling thing.'

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

How a Bill Becomes Law - Updated

Renunciations

By 2050, one in five Americans will have been born outside the US!

'You know, you've been on the throne for thirty-seven years, and you're still fuzzy on the issues.'

'Hi. We're economic refugees ? take us to your welfare department.'

Fortress America

"Now then, were you driven out of Ireland by religious, political or economic pressures?"

"Those undocumented immigrants think they can just march in here!"

"Got to make America great again."

'I'm sorry, sir, but your insurance policy clearly states we don't cover acts of God.'

Outsourcing Doskdom

"Have you heard this nonsense about Chinese infiltration of our institutions?"

Full Up? More Like Full Of It

"I don't know about Stop and Frisk, but I'm all for Stop and Sniff."