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Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

'It just so happens that I LIKE shows geared to a 12-year-old mentality!'

A midwife holding a baby

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"They look so young and helpless."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Who's a cutey?

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

The end of innocence

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Knight of the sandcastle.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'Goodness, Edgar! That's not the least bit funny! You scared me half to death!'

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

Truce?

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

'Damned tourists.'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

"I can't make you look younger, but I can make you look like you've had a lot of expensive plastic surgery."

'And now the other leg!'