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"So tell me about your last poop."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

The Devil making snow angels.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'Tender and Juicy.'

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

Politics Books

'Good morning, 'DICTIONARIES' department for, like, Similes.'

"An olive or a twist?"