Imagineer Gifts

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'I've just had a brilliant idea...about monkeys.'

Tiny Visions

Trainset

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

Eye of Newt Helper

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

Why spend $7K converting a garage into a VR chamber? Let's ask Bill after his pterosaur lands on Jupiter."

Flying Pen

Headless Self-Portrait

'How can this be heaven when there's no trees?'

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

"Before you head back to the future, we'd like you to fill out this survey to help us improve our era."

St Ninian, patron saint of hypochondriacs

"Every night, I feel so used."

Design Dept. He okayed the flightless birds, but he said the idea for the swimless fish was just silly.

"He has a fevered imagination."

"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."

Holding the frame for a portrait photograph.

'Another day...another blank page taunted him. 'How long can this block go on?' He wondered. 'I don't know,' said the paper.'

Buried Treasure.

"I'm coloring it a little bit at a time, so it won't be noticeable."

'Drawbridge ahead'

Storm cloud

'Woah! I think I got on the wrong bus.'

"We spent a fortune on those gifts, and they couldn't even get us a card!"

Artist thinks: 'I suppose I could add a cow.'

"I've been typecast as a fat, bald white guy - what can you do for me?"

Junk Yard