Imagineer Gifts

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'I've just had a brilliant idea...about monkeys.'

Tiny Visions

Trainset

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

Eye of Newt Helper

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

Flying Pen

Why spend $7K converting a garage into a VR chamber? Let's ask Bill after his pterosaur lands on Jupiter."

Headless Self-Portrait

'How can this be heaven when there's no trees?'

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

"Every night, I feel so used."

St Ninian, patron saint of hypochondriacs

"He has a fevered imagination."

"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."

Buried Treasure.

'Another day...another blank page taunted him. 'How long can this block go on?' He wondered. 'I don't know,' said the paper.'

Holding the frame for a portrait photograph.

"I'm coloring it a little bit at a time, so it won't be noticeable."

Storm cloud

'Drawbridge ahead'

'Woah! I think I got on the wrong bus.'

"I've been typecast as a fat, bald white guy - what can you do for me?"

Artist thinks: 'I suppose I could add a cow.'

Knight painting with plume from helmet.

Junk Yard

A Jack of Hearts fantasising about the Queen of Hearts

A man with woman's shadow,